Election Pop Quiz

In memory of the big, beautiful election we just had: Remembering The Primaries

1. Before he was low-energy, Jeb! was
A) An embarrassment
B) A big, fat mistake
C) A mess
D) A real tough guy


2. "Disgusting" BEST describes:
A) John Kasich eating a Hoagie
B) DNC abusing Bernie supporters
C) Hillary lying about Honest Abe
D) Rosie O'Donnell


3. Who of the following was the first person, who, to be very honest with you, shouldn't even be here tonight?
A) Jeb Bush
B) Ted Cruz
C) John Kasich
D) Little Marco


4. A water bottle represented Marco Rubio's:
A) Foam parties
B) Profuse sweat
C) Spittle
D) On-screen water drinking


5. Chris Christie famously committed a murder-suicide against this Cuban:
A) Ted Cruz
B) Fidel Castro
C) Marco Rubio
D) John Kasich's sandwich


6. Trump will NEVER:
A) Win a primary
B) Get 25% of the vote in a primary
C) Even be competitive in a purple state
D) All of the above


7. Before Jeb!, there was:
A) Forward with Jeb
B) Stand Tough With Jeb
C) Jeb Can Fix It
D) Jeb For President


8. This candidate actually lost to Trump, twice:
A) Newt Gingrich
B) Carly Fiorina
C) Ben Carson
D) Rand Paul


9. Trump first broke the 50% ceiling officially in this historically racist state:
A) Georgia
B) Connecticut
C) Mississippi
D) Texas


10. Jeb! was interrupted and forced to stop mid-speech by his hosts at:
A) A Relay-For-Life fundraiser
B) A church picnic
C) A fundraising event in a private home.
D) A Rotary Club meeting